We would really love to have any or all of you participate on our Chat line! If you are interested please read the following before making contact. - Please remember to identify your species. Let us know if you will be needing a translator, special air, or anything like that. - Give an accounting of your thoughts relative to earth's people; do not include your thoughts of people residing on other planets. - Conferences or discussions are for information exchange only - no abductions, mutilations, gathering of genetic material allowed! Really!

Topics of discussion on our Chat line will include some, all or none of the following:

-The issue of your species gathering samples of genetic materials creating hardships and family division for at least some of our people.
-Canada's desire to develop free trade or other appropriate business transactions with your species.
-The Canadian Liberal Party's willingness to supply at least some earth people and a few cattle for experimentation to encourage your species' continued existence.
-All of North America's willingness to seek diplomatic and financial compensation to the individuals who would raise cattle and/or human beings for your specific medical/scientific/recreational exploration.
-As Canadians we are really into cross cultural love; we therefore understand your need for combining your species with ours - we have great looking women - through secretive hybrid cross species via our own experimentation, therefore we would like to interview you on this topic. (Does your species use pick-up lines? Or have any laws regarding child-support responsibilities?) As much as we understand your physical bodies are plant material we also understand that your ability to take what you want through advanced technology indicates you are very similar to our own species. Therefore we would like to broach the topic of spiritual-awareness and personal growth through a variety of cultural exchange seminars and exhibitions.

It would be a great interview! Lots of publicity and we'll spring for the fertilizer and donuts!